My Incredible True Life of Fiction


humansofnewyork:

This man was sitting next to me on the subway today, asking me very technical questions about my camera. 

I said: “You seem to know more about my camera than I do.”

He made this face, and said: “Well, I did invent the world’s largest x-ray focusing telescope when scientists around the world were claiming it could not be done.”



lord rest peace on this man’s poor soul


Via brain and nerve and bounding heart?


pootles:

high school clint doesnt have a lot of friends outside of natasha



loki-cat:

Tom Hiddleston talks his role in Avengers when a crying baby interrupts him

please no videos of tom with babies cause i have many years to still live


Via Actual cannibal, Shia LaBeouf.




pokec0re:

me


Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

(Source: thefourthfireshadow)

Via Actual cannibal, Shia LaBeouf.




Ever wondered if your dollar bill was inside a stripper’s sweaty buttcrack?

(Source: ryanduhhlion)

Via If you ain't dirty, you ain't here to party;

shaycat:

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Darren Criss: talks to himself in the middle of a performance


Via brain and nerve and bounding heart?

retrded:

OMG IM CRYING my 11 year old brother was getting in trouble and I heard my dad say “you know what it is” and my brother said “black and yellow’ I’m laughing so hard

Via Actual cannibal, Shia LaBeouf.

churchofcheesus:

my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

Via Actual cannibal, Shia LaBeouf.

laugh-all-night:

Drake & Josh - Season 3, episode 2
iCarly - Season 3, episode 2 


Via ohhey.


c4ught:

same

(Source: penispolice)


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