This man was sitting next to me on the subway today, asking me very technical questions about my camera.
I said: “You seem to know more about my camera than I do.”
He made this face, and said: “Well, I did invent the world’s largest x-ray focusing telescope when scientists around the world were claiming it could not be done.”
high school clint doesnt have a lot of friends outside of natasha
Tom Hiddleston talks his role in Avengers when a crying baby interrupts him
please no videos of tom with babies cause i have many years to still live
Via Actual cannibal, Shia LaBeouf.
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.
(Source: thefourthfireshadow)
#he can’t even bring himself to say that loki is a bad guy #NO ONE HAS LOKI FEELS LIKE TOM HIDDLESTON
(Source: black-nata)
Via Actual cannibal, Shia LaBeouf.
Ever wondered if your dollar bill was inside a stripper’s sweaty buttcrack?
(Source: ryanduhhlion)
Darren Criss: talks to himself in the middle of a performance
Via brain and nerve and bounding heart?
OMG IM CRYING my 11 year old brother was getting in trouble and I heard my dad say “you know what it is” and my brother said “black and yellow’ I’m laughing so hard
my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work






